Cheese and ham Lyrics

Vs.1

I went to the pizza shop on the road,

In got a lot of pizza it was heavy load,

I couldn’t decide which pizza to eat,

I just wanted one with a lot of meat,

A man came up his name was Sam,

He said ‘I recommend the cheese and ham’,

I went up and ordered the number 4,

And then from then on I ate pizza no more


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Vs.2

I came home with my cheese and ham,

At least it was better than a tin of Spam,

I took a slice from the pizza box,

And then apiece of ham slopped on my socks,

I got a sponge and wiped it off,

I didn’t realise it was a table cloth,

I got my pizza and had my first bite,

The extreme taste gave me a big fright

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